- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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