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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Antijokes...

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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