Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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