Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

Bob Saget

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

why wont me daughter eat my feces

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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