- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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