- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

One time i was sitting down

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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