Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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I love you

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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