- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

swag

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Your so gay, that you like men!

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

wanna hear a joke womens rights

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

what is red and smells like paint red paint

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