What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

I'm hungry.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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