Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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