How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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