Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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Anti Joke

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