A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Once, I went to Peru.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

So FDR walks into a bar.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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