- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

What did the snake say to the rat?

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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