What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Beka has AIDS

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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you give like i give lomain

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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