What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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