- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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