- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

ejaculation JLR

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

^ That's not even funny ^

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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