- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

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