Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

And you honored it I see :P

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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