- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

So one time there was this woman learning...

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

A house comes around the corner.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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