what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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