- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

women's rights

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A drunk guy walks into a car

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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