class is canceled. My professor died.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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