- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

WOw you have no life

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

The New York Giants

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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