- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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