- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Want to hear a joke? No.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Justin Beiber

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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