- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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