- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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