- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

that wall over there ->

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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