- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What's stupid a light bulb.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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