- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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