Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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Bitch

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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Always do, always will, I have overcome far worse, doctor told my mother when I was born (without a heartbeat) that I was dead, and if they somehow managed to get me breathing again (heart beating etc) I would have suffered so much brain damage that I would not have a concious mind, in other words I would never have been able to learn anything, not to speak nor to type... ...Gotta say I pretty much fucking disagree with the "good" old doctor, and for the record, my heart is as healthy as... Healthy can be I am ambidextrous, but because of this eyedrum mutant thing of mine, I cant tell left from right, because well, to my radar senses both are left and right. Sorry if I am not making much sense here, just bleed a bit out of my nose, had it been from my ears, things could have gotten ugly, but no, its all good.

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