wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

A penis walks into a bar..

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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