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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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