- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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