- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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