"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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