- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

what to call someone thats gay zak

What's 2+2? Fish

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

What is black and looks like a person A black person

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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