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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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A bar walks into a man

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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