- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Why so serious ?

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What did john say to bob Hey bob

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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