A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

A storm be brewin!

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Yellow People !!

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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