Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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