- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

What is 9+10? 19

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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