You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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What does? 42

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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PENIS

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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