- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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