Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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