- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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