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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

What has two legs? Half a cat

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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