- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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