- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

So, this joke isn't funny.

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

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