How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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