- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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