- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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