- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

America

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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