- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

9/11 my birthday

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Women's rights.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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