What's stupid a light bulb.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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what's white and sticky semen

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Tall asians

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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