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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

jd and zach loves vigina

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

I am a mime

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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