- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

A Chinese man fails a math test

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Barack Obama

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Will nearis is here! Get it

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

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