- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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