- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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