- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Communism hehe xd

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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