A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Eric is gay Ha

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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