What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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