- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

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