What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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wanna hear a better joke? casey.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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