What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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