- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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