So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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I <3 Hitler

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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What is my name? I dont know

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whats black and large -me

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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T u r n i p s

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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