An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

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Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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all the kids had fun

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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