what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

knock knock who's there? hope

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Eric is gay Ha

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