- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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