- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What's white and gluey Glue

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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