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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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