- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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