- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Women's Rights

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

How old are you? 7

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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