Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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