There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Justin beiber's penis

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

What's stupid a light bulb.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What does two plus two equal? 4

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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