- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Connor is homosexuaI

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Will nearis is here! Get it

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Me

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Barack Obama

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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