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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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