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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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