- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Black people being friendly.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

Obama

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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