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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

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