how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

i dont fisish anythi

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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