- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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