- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

I love pissing people off :P

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

How high is the sky? True or False

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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