Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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