- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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