whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Whats worse than suicide? death

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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