- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Detroit has a low crime rate

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

poop.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

don't just stand there

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Whats worse than suicide? death

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