- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

My children are mistakes

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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