What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

gay pom...

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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