why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

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hi michael

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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